OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
Do you know how much thinking and feeling I’ve done? It’s terrible. And nothing’s come of it.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
my motto is “you’re always the cutest person in the room when you’re the only person in the room”
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.