tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.